Chris Says He Wasn’t Abducted
So, it’s as you suspected. Successful Blog was crawling with aliens. At least it was last night when we were talking. And, as usual, the Link Leak virus hit again. The Link Leak Virus is a special strain of the indie virus with blogtipping mutations that occur in threes.
Cool links were shared.
- Heh, I bet your alien didnââ¬â¢t look as scary as this
- Joe’s Alien
- Wendy’s Award-winning Bravery
- IMDB
- aliens trying to phone usââ¬Â¦
- BBC Climate Change
- SETI@home
- If the Universe Is Teeming with Aliensââ¬Â¦ Where Is Everybody? Fifty Solutions to Fermiââ¬â¢s Paradox and the Problem of Extraterrestrial Life
- Trisha’s interview
- Where Is Basil?
Inside the Alien Conversation
Here are a few things that were said . . .
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Wendy Piersall Says:
August 15th, 2006 at 7:24 pm e
OK, since itââ¬â¢s obviously alien picture night, here is me at one of my most ââ¬ÅAlienesqueââ¬Â momentsââ¬Â¦
http://www.emomsathome.com/img/alien_emom.jpg
GAH! I canââ¬â¢t believe I just did that!
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Joe Says:
August 15th, 2006 at 7:27 pm e
Wendy, Is that your spaceship in your hand?
How do you fly it?
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ME Strauss Says:
August 15th, 2006 at 7:28 pm e
Wendy.
You just won some sort of an award.
The Face the Aliens Bravery Award.
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Rick Says:
August 15th, 2006 at 7:31 pm e
I was afraid to ask about your alien, Joe.
Wendyââ¬Â¦?
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Advice Librarian Says:
August 15th, 2006 at 7:34 pm e
I found a couple aliens on my doorstep Sunday night, by the way – I should put the pictures up.
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Ben Yoskovitz Says:
August 15th, 2006 at 7:44 pm e
My best friendââ¬â¢s grandmother used to have a pet squirrel that would sleep in her shirt. Why did I share that? Good question.
And yes, Basilââ¬â¢s in the Bahamas. Bit of a detour before visiting Easton in Mesa, Arizona.
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ME Strauss Says:
August 15th, 2006 at 7:48 pm e
Hey Ben,
Was your best friendââ¬â¢s (yeah right, best friend) grandmother wearing the shirt when the squirrel would crawl in?
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Service Untitled – Douglas Says:
August 15th, 2006 at 7:49 pm e
Hey everyone,
Iââ¬â¢m here. Iââ¬â¢ll be popping in and out in between responding to my 80 or so emails I have to go over.
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ME Strauss Says:
August 15th, 2006 at 7:50 pm e
Hey Doug!
Any emails from aliens ââ¬â business blogs from Mars?
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Ben Yoskovitz Says:
August 15th, 2006 at 7:53 pm e
Yes Liz ââ¬â she was wearing the shirt. Otherwise it doesnââ¬â¢t quite have the same punch as a story, right?
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ME Strauss Says:
August 15th, 2006 at 7:59 pm e
What do aliens eat?
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Ben Yoskovitz Says:
August 15th, 2006 at 8:00 pm e
People.
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Joe Says:
August 15th, 2006 at 8:01 pm e
Each other
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Yvonne Says:
August 15th, 2006 at 8:01 pm e
Internet Explorer programmers.
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Wendy Piersall Says:
August 15th, 2006 at 8:01 pm e
I think aliens eat the stuff in AdLibââ¬â¢s photo!
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Becky McCray Says:
August 15th, 2006 at 8:03 pm e
You know, my husband is watching a how-to video in the other room, on taxidermy. Itââ¬â¢s just a bit gross to start with, and the aliens and what they eat seems to just fit right in.
ââ¬ÅIââ¬â¢m going to use some Critter Clay here, to set the ear butts.ââ¬Â
(Watch, that will be the line that Liz quotes tomorrow next to my name!)
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Rick Says:
August 15th, 2006 at 8:14 pm e
Ben, so what finally happened to the squirrel?
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Ben Yoskovitz Says:
August 15th, 2006 at 8:16 pm e
Rick – thatââ¬â¢s a good question. Iââ¬â¢ll have to ask my friend. Iââ¬â¢ll get back to you guys next week, promise!
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Becky McCray Says:
August 15th, 2006 at 8:16 pm e
Does it count if we can think of some people weââ¬â¢d like to ask to leave this planet?
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ME Strauss Says:
August 15th, 2006 at 8:17 pm e
Joe,
Iââ¬â¢m taking #112 out of context.
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Becky McCray Says:
August 15th, 2006 at 8:18 pm e
#112 just begs to be taken out of context!
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ME Strauss Says:
August 15th, 2006 at 8:20 pm e
Yeah, Becky,
Iââ¬â¢m glad that you agree about #112, especially after my gaff last week.
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Joe Says:
August 15th, 2006 at 8:21 pm e
Liz, you asked if anyone ever met an alien re#112
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Becky McCray Says:
August 15th, 2006 at 8:21 pm e
Oops, Liz, now you have to tell the story! I must have missed your gaff!
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Ben Yoskovitz Says:
August 15th, 2006 at 8:22 pm e
Night Wendyââ¬Â¦
#112 ââ¬â I missed it the first time, scanning quick. After re-reading itââ¬Â¦.hmmmââ¬Â¦it does beg an explanation.
Scott Bakulaââ¬â¢s cool, no?
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Advice Librarian Says:
August 15th, 2006 at 8:24 pm e
Out-of-context quoting is a thing of beauty if done in a friendly fashion, yeh?
Hmm – whereââ¬â¢s Scorpia when we need her? Aliens are a big part of gaming and Iââ¬â¢d like to ask what her favourite gaming alien isââ¬Â¦
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ME Strauss Says:
August 15th, 2006 at 8:26 pm e
Yes I think it is indeed, AdLib,
In fact, I think out of context quoting, can be an artform if done with grace and delicacy.
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ME Strauss Says:
August 15th, 2006 at 8:27 pm e
Becky itââ¬â¢s in lastââ¬â¢s weekââ¬â¢s summary.
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Yvonne Says:
August 15th, 2006 at 8:34 pm e
Statler ^_^
What do aliens use on toast? Iââ¬â¢m making myself a sandwich.
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John Richardson Says:
August 15th, 2006 at 8:34 pm e
Out here in California we have a couple of different types of aliensââ¬Â¦ we have undocumented aliens, illegal aliens, and of course the Canadians with girl friends called Leann who they refer to as
Aa Leann.
Itââ¬â¢s all alien to meââ¬Â¦.
J.R.
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ME Strauss Says:
August 15th, 2006 at 8:34 pm e
AdLib probably has a picture of what aliens put on toast.
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Statler Says:
August 15th, 2006 at 8:37 pm e
Wow, you guys move way too fast for me! And Iââ¬â¢m in awe of the sci-fi knowledge here.
Yvonne – has to be Vegemite. If theyââ¬â¢re still selling the stuff after 80 years, SOMEONE must be eating it.
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Joe Says:
August 15th, 2006 at 8:42 pm e
An Alien is defined as someone (thing) not from HERE. Wherever Here is, US, Canada, Norwegia, New ZealousLand, Austri(li)a, Et Aliaââ¬Â¦
So, if youââ¬â¢re not from HERE (wherever that is) you are an alien.
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Statler Says:
August 15th, 2006 at 8:52 pm e
But where does the definition of alien end? Is my next door neighbour an alien because heââ¬â¢s not from here (i.e. Chez Statler)?
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Advice Librarian Says:
August 15th, 2006 at 8:54 pm e
If you wanna go that way, Statler, youââ¬â¢re all aliens because youââ¬â¢re not me – i.e, the person living inside my headââ¬Â¦
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ME Strauss Says:
August 15th, 2006 at 8:56 pm e
AdLib,
Iââ¬â¢m really laughing. I wish Chris was here so I could call the guy living inside your head, Jack.
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Ben Yoskovitz Says:
August 15th, 2006 at 8:56 pm e
AdLib ââ¬â you sure Iââ¬â¢m not living inside your head?
I am Canadian after allââ¬Â¦
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ME Strauss Says:
August 15th, 2006 at 8:57 pm e
Wait, wait, Ben.
I want to move inside AdLibââ¬â¢s head. Iââ¬â¢ll pay you $50 bucks American.
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Advice Librarian Says:
August 15th, 2006 at 9:01 pm e
Unless solipsism is correct and youââ¬â¢re all just figments of my imagination Iââ¬â¢m pretty sure youââ¬â¢re not living in my head – Iââ¬â¢m using all of it. Since Iââ¬â¢ve lived in Canada and visited the US briefly, Iââ¬â¢m fairly confident both those places actually exist. New Zealand Iââ¬â¢m not so sure of though – is there any actual evidence for it being a real country as opposed to a collective delusion?
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Starbucker Says:
August 15th, 2006 at 9:02 pm e
Since Iââ¬â¢m always relating things to music, any time I think of the word ââ¬Åalienââ¬Â too long I get that Genesis song in my head (and itââ¬â¢s not a good song) – you know, ââ¬Åitââ¬â¢s no fun, being an illegial alienââ¬Â. Thatââ¬â¢s in my head right now. Very cheezy video too.
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Yvonne Says:
August 15th, 2006 at 9:04 pm e
Insert your own Scientology joke here.
Ha ha
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ME Strauss Says:
August 15th, 2006 at 9:05 pm e
Yvonne,
Iââ¬â¢m still laughing.
Tom Cruise
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Statler Says:
August 15th, 2006 at 9:13 pm e
ââ¬Â¦and the Lord said, ââ¬ÅLet there be phoning of home.ââ¬Â And behold, there was much phoningââ¬Â¦
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Starbucker Says:
August 15th, 2006 at 9:14 pm e
Gosh, I have to admit it – I cried the first time I saw ET – at the theater. ââ¬ÅET phone homeââ¬Â? Cââ¬â¢mon!
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ME Strauss Says:
August 15th, 2006 at 9:15 pm e
And then the telcos took over the phoning . . . and the dark ages happened and the Lord brought the rains and covered the entire Earth with floods, making all of the people leave in spaceships to become aliens
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Trisha Says:
August 15th, 2006 at 9:46 pm e
If the Universe Is Teeming with Aliensââ¬Â¦ Where Is Everybody? Fifty Solutions to Fermiââ¬â¢s Paradox and the Problem of Extraterrestrial Life:
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Rick Says:
August 15th, 2006 at 9:46 pm e
Hey Trisha! How was your day?
Time Lords! I like that. I want to be a Time Lord when I grow up
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Trisha Says:
August 15th, 2006 at 9:55 pm e
You want me to ruin the ending of a book?
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Advice Librarian Says:
August 15th, 2006 at 9:56 pm e
Webb is a community college lecturer in physics who thinks the answer to Fermiââ¬â¢s Paradox is that weââ¬â¢re alone in the universe – which represents a staggering failure of imiagination.
The universe is so staggeringly vast that the probability of earth being the only planet to develop life/intelligent life is ââ¬Â¦ well, somewhere on the far side of the probabilty of Greath Chtulhuh waking from his sleep tomorrow. At the same time, the chance of them being close enough to talk to in meaningful time is also vanishingly smallââ¬Â¦ but that doesnââ¬â¢t mean that theyââ¬â¢re not there.
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ah Pek Says:
August 15th, 2006 at 10:08 pm e
Hi! and a good evening to all, though itââ¬â¢s morning over here. Iââ¬â¢m late as usual but, people tells me george is an alien. is he?
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Cat Says:
August 15th, 2006 at 10:10 pm e
Hi Liz,
Sorry Iââ¬â¢m late. Iââ¬â¢m having computer problems. Again.
This is just not my month. Aliens? Yes, you could say theyââ¬â¢ve taken over hardware/software/the lot.
Iââ¬â¢ve now switched to the G5, but that means all the good stuff is still over on my powerbook. Passwords, everything.
Itââ¬â¢s possessed for sure.
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Joe Says:
August 15th, 2006 at 10:50 pm e
From aliens to Space Agencies
We have gone.
From the Hubble to the TARDIS,
they could write a song
Time Lords to NASA
and planets unseen,
There will be songs sung
of the Night of the ALIEEEN.
Berma Shave
Nite Liz
Nite All
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Chris Cree Says:
August 16th, 2006 at 4:24 am e
Yesterday was Tuesday, wasnââ¬â¢t it?
I totally forgot about OCN when I got home. Some birds flew past my windowââ¬Â¦
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ME Strauss Says:
August 16th, 2006 at 6:10 am e
Hi Chris!
Those birds have been distracting people all day and night. I think theyââ¬â¢re aliens.
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Chris Cree Says:
August 16th, 2006 at 8:34 am e
Well at least I wasnââ¬â¢t abducted!
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ME Strauss Says:
August 16th, 2006 at 8:50 am e
Oh yes, you were.